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1. What do you get when you cross the GOP faux-census fundraising mailer with the GOP faux-lesbian club scandal?
A GOP faux-census fundraising mailer with an 800 number to a phone-sex line offering “live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl who will do anything you want for just $2.99 per minute”!
2. What do you get when you cross Sarah Palin’s faux-guest Fox show with an RNC faux-guest fundraising event?
Sarah Palin demanding that she not be listed as a faux guest to the RNC fundraising event!
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Heckuva job, Michael Steele!
@Pedonator:
Heckva job, Brownie?
Okay. Okay. That’s a bad one.
@ManchuCandidate: Yeah.
It’s one of the eternal mysteries: how incompetent do you have to be for the Republicans to fire you?
Or, what fabulous dirt on whom does Mikey have that lets him keep his job?
@Pedonator:
Answer to 1) Very
Answer to 2) Something so awful it would make mortal folk vomit in disgust. I don’t know what could, but I’m sure that FlyingChainsaw could come up with stuff. Evil vile stuff. Can it get any worse than diapers?
@Pedonator: He was a fourth-choice compromise candidate to begin with, party factions can’t agree on a replacement, and nobody wants to change horses midstream in an election year.
Next January, when his term is up, is another matter.
He’s no Mike Lee. That’s for sure.
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NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
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NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
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NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
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