National Geographic Presents Woody Allen

National Geographic bills its “Sizing Up Sperm” special as “the story of human conception as it has never been told before,” using “real people to represent 250 million sperm on their marathon quest to be first to reach a single egg.”
National Geographic’s dramatization of a Giant Tit rampaging the forest was unavailable for preview.
Sizing Up Sperm [NatGeo, via Sully/Laughing Squid]
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Is it an overshare to mention that the Nabisco gene was passed on through first strike capabilities, not once but twice?
@Nabisco:
there is no such thing as oversharing here!
oh noje, i heart you so for knowing a line from the movie..the alt text.
they all look sacred. somehow.
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