The First Dude Abides

Actually, this has nothing to do with Todd, at least not directly. But we can’t get Big Lebowski references out of our head, not with Sarah Palin heading to Vegas to pick up a hundred grand for squawking at a bowling-industry convention, and not with her efforts to deny she thought Saddam was behind 9/11.
And what goes with Saddam and bowling? Drinks!
“Governor Palin is a great supporter of America’s free enterprise system and understands that industries like the beverage alcohol industry play a key role in driving our national economy. We’re proud and honored to welcome her as a speaker,” stated Craig Wolf, WSWA’s president and CEO. “We expect she will share with the convention attendees her analysis of the current political environment and her vision for America’s future,” Wolf added.
Mark your calendars for April 6-8, at Caesars. Slip the usher a sawbuck for good seats at the tit show.
WSWA Secures Sarah Palin as Keynote Speaker at 2010 Convention [Wine & Spirits Wholesalers of America]
How Strawberry Vodka Coolers and Cheap Beer made me a Grandma.
For kicks: google up “Bristol Palin” and alcohol.
@redmanlaw: Yeah, I decided not to pick on Bristol for this one, but here’s the photo link you tossed me.
I smell a sex tape in the offing.
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