Dr. Palin: Charged Particles Responsible for Climate Change

Yeah, but she’ll quit when she realizes that the supposed riches and perks that climate scientists are to get under a Global Warming scenario as outlined by morans like Stossel, Rush, Bekc, Inhofe, Exxon et al don’t make up for the thinking and work required.

Jerks.

I’m counting the minutes till the Palin/Kristol sex tape is leaked (sorry about that) and Todd elopes with Levi to get gay married in Iowa.

Those drowning polar bears are just a bunch of librul vegetarian atheists who hate jesus. If they ate right and prayed for strong legs and ice flows, they’d live but oh, no, they want to be all PC and live on plankton and get all weak and gangly and then when the ice doesn’t appear, they refuse to pray to their lord and god and what can you expect is going to happen? Yeah, no ice for you Mr Polar Bear. You drown and jesus has a big belly laugh and a nice long Ballantine Ale piss on your face before he sends you to hell, furball.

celeb tj/One of our spies saw Cormack McCarthy shopping at Ross Dress for Less near our place in Santa Fe.

Homophones – so hard!

/I’m sure Sarah thinks a homophone is what Benedick uses to call Members of Congress

@SanFranLefty: +1

@shortsshortsshorts: Shorts!! Long time, no see.

@SanFranLefty: “ion” and “eon” are homophones now? When did they come out?

Stinque Programming Note: Our Cloture Open Thread starts at 12:30 ET tonight. Or tomorrow morning, depending on how you view these things.

@Promnight: It’s her weird Alaska-Minnesota accent, doncha know.

T/J aimless bitching: why isn’t the Steelers game on in L.A.? I don’t give a goddam about the 49ers and no one else in L.A. does either.

@nojo: You don’t seriously think I’m awake past 10:30 do you? Except for sometimes.

@Dodgerblue: The end of the Steelers game was the best thing I have seen in pro football in years, time out, 0 seconds on the clock, Roethlisberger throws an 18 yard TD, just so perfectly thrown and caught, beautiful.