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Oral Roberts, 1918-2009

He's all yours, Lord. No returns.

Evangelist Oral Roberts dies in Calif. at age 91 [AP]

nojo
3:59 pm • Tuesday • December 15, 2009
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Choose Your Delusion

Two Governors Enter. One Governor Leaves. Odious to the Core.

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4:18 pm • Tuesday • December 15, 2009

fortunately he left behind his son, Anal, to continue his important work.

5:48 pm • Tuesday • December 15, 2009

@Capt Howdy: And his daughter, Vaginal?

5:51 pm • Tuesday • December 15, 2009

pffft
honestly
is Vaginal Roberts that much sillier than Oral Roberts?

his parents must have wanted him to be tough.

8:21 pm • Tuesday • December 15, 2009

@Capt Howdy: Didn’t he have a brother named Phacephuck?

8:45 pm • Tuesday • December 15, 2009

I waited all evening to check in for precisely this kind of celebration of Oral. Praise the lawd.

8:59 pm • Tuesday • December 15, 2009

@Nabisco: I wonder how surprised Oral was when he arrived at the pearly gates to see St. Peter and Jesus pulling down their flies and asking him to kneel so they could take a long Ballantine-Ale piss on his face.

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