Banned in Australia
Jalopnik has their 10 Most Sexually Suggestive Car Ads up, and this one was banned in Australia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcFaSTbk4pI
Amusing? Disturbing? You be the judge.
I like it. Considered a Yaris this last summer, when I felt compelled to replace my car. This ad might have tipped the scale. Suck it Aussies!
Also, I’m surprised that none of the 10 most suggestive ads featured a shirtless hunk of male specimen soaping down his muscle…car. Sumo wrestlers don’t count, trust me on this.
@Pedonator: Citroen C1 would be my choice, but you can’t fucking GET IT HERE.
@blogenfreude: OK, but do they have French himbos washing it down in the commercial?
Must we wait for the likes of Subaru to cater to our refined taste?
Is French hunk an oxymoron? And if that isn’t an existential question, I don’t know what is.
@Pedonator: Is French hunk an oxymoron? And if that isn’t an existential question, I don’t know what is. I have one word for you: Thierry l’Hermite.
And by the way, wonderful to see that the patriarchy is alive and well and living in Sydney. God, I’m so sick of straights parading their sick deviate lifestyles where the rest of us have to be made unwilling witness to their insatiable lusts.
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