What You Mean We, Sock Puppet?
Dick Armey, October 23:
Coming to Mr. Hoffman’s defense, former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, R-Texas, who accompanied the candidate on a campaign swing, dismissed regional concerns as “parochial” issues that would not determine the outcome of the election.
Dick Armey, Wednesday:
“The fact of the matter is, he didn’t pay enough attention to the local concerns, and they were able to tag him as being unaware of the local needs and concerns,” Armey said.
Lesson: If you’re gonna whore yourself to Teabaggers, get the money up front.
Armey throws Hoffman under the bus: ‘He didn’t pay enough attention to the local concerns.’ [Think Progress]
What a pathetic Dick.
@ManchuCandidate: Really Dicked over Hoffman, didn’t he?
@mellbell:
Actually, short dicked the Hoff.
Clearly I’m not the only one that snickers every time he hears the name “Dick Armey”. Sounds like the name of an extremely militant gay-rights organization… :)
@al2o3cr:
or a republican organization
They just weren’t conservative enough. They really needed to shout invective about islamofascist commie fucks taking over America much louder and, oh, yeah, get really psycho about repealing women’s voting rights.
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