The Gawker Guide to Mourning
“The last time Olbermann took a sudden, unexplained absence from the show, it turned out to have been a hissy-fit work stoppage after Rachel Maddow booked Ben Affleck… After CityFile reported on the flap, Olbermann blamed the absence on his mother’s death, which had occurred two weeks prior.”
- Mother: 10 days
- Mother, slow, painful death, crying for sweet release between moments of morphine-induced coma: 11 days
- Mother, bus: Weekend
- Dog, bus: 30 days
- Headmaster, spell cast by ex-Potions instructor: Sequel
- Aunt and Uncle, explosion ordered by James Earl Jones: Two sequels, three prequels, cartoon series, Christmas special
- Arrested Development: Three years
- Christian Slater’s career: 21 years
- Baby, death faked to disguise spawn of Satan: Too soon?
- Gawker Media: Length of VH1 retrospective, minus commercials
Keith Olbermann Will Explain Where In the World He’s Been [Gawker]
My lost brain cells: Last weekend
I have no clue what this means. I feel like the foreign kid who talks funny.
@Benedick: I’m pretty sure I do know what this means, and I’m surrounded by people with funny accents. Coincidence?
it seems to be a joke of which Olberman is the butt. so Im down with it.
we were talking about the crisis in education the other day. those clever Koreans show us the solution.
@Benedick: Oh good, thought it was just me.
@Capt Howdy: Perhaps if they can’t pass the test they have to watch the movie?
@Mistress Cynica: I’m so like duh?
@Benedick:
What else is new?
ADD: Okay, that sounded a little mean. Just teasing you, Limey. You know how deep my affection for you runs.
Are you a horror fan, my man? AWESOME. Me too.
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches:
I am THE horror fan.
counting the minutes until I can see Paranormal Activity
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: You made me cry. I hope you’re happy.
I was really extremely impressed by Hostel. Or at any rate, what I saw of it from behind the sofa. And let’s not forget the Broadway version of Singin’ in the Rain. It took me weeks to get over that.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?