Cock Teasers

Foghorn Leghorn: “This is a dog, not a chicken. Chicken’s don’t look like dogs. Who told you this was a chicken, son? Nice boy, but doesn’t listen to a thing you say. You got a bum steer, son. I’m a chicken, not a schnook. You’re wrong, son.”

This is giving me nightmares.

@Prommie: DeLay dancing with Depends gave me nightmares.

Who wants more than one rooster anyway? Don’t they fight?

Speaking of cocks, the leading GOP candidate for Uncle Teddy’s seat: ’80s porn star Scott Brown.

As someone who often commutes by bicycle, I’d prefer seeing restriction on dicks, specifically, dicks who drive cars and don’t watch out for bicyclists.

@blogenfreude: Right. You seen one cock, you seen em all.

And those cock fights can be deadly.

LA has always been a one Cock town.

@Dodgerblue:
pfft
you stole my thought. after living in LA for several years I would prefer they limit the population to one dick per household.

@Benedick says Keep on Fucking that Chicken:

Au contraire, my friend….

There are cocks just like socks,
There are cocks that wear hoods!
There are cocks that fall short and cocks that bring the goods!
There are oversized cocks,
There are cocks that are small,
There are cocks that are bend upways and sideways and all!
So appreciate cocks, when you have the spare time,
Take a moment as I finish up this here rhyme!
Every cock is a hero! Every cock is a star!
For like snowflakes they each individually are!
They are similar,but when that resemblance is through,
That they all are the same, well, it just is not true.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Chaucer?

@Dodgerblue:

Rabelais.

@Capt Howdy:

As a member of a two-dick household I may just take issue with that.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: I stand erected.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: @Dodgerblue: I thought it was the missing Dr Seuss porn classic.

@Mistress Cynica: Missing Dr. Seuss Porn would be a great name for a band.

@Mistress Cynica:

Isn’t that Hop on Pop?

@Benedick says Keep on Fucking that Chicken: The brother of my buddy from Zacatecas is a big time cock fighter. They have cool t-shirts, training programs, special diets for the birds, etc. They were going to have a huge tournament one time with breeders from all over but the Zetas (paramilitary drug gangs) swept in and took all the entrance fees and prize money.

@redmanlaw: Not sure we’re talking about the same kind of cock fighting.

@Benedick says Keep on Fucking that Chicken: Peen, and Sport.

@redmanlaw: Ah ha ha ha huhuhuhhhh.

See now, this is why God made nylon cock rings. I would post a link but nojo has done some kind of weird blocking thing on me. I don’t really mind. We all have our issues. I’m not saying it’s anything sexual but it does seem strange that everyone else can post the lickety-links except me.

My horror relates to my name.

I’m kicking myself that I missed all the Cock Talk.

@redmanlaw: In the immortal words of Elaine Benes … “I don’t know how you people walk around with those things.”

@Original Andrew: Darling, wherever you are there is cock talk.