Douchebag of the Day

I am convinced Steele is part of a Rovian scheme of some sort that will end with Steele being assassinated and his death blamed on the Democrats and the extreme right wing and a call for the Adkisson Brigades to attack Washington, D.C. and ‘take back America from the Marxist cult.’ Clearly, he is a guy they regard as expendable. . .

The rules don’t apply to them:

(CNN) — Days after Mark Sanford wrote a newspaper op-ed publicly apologizing for his extramarital affair, the South Carolina governor told reporters Tuesday it’s time to move on.

But Sanford, who spent last week away from the governor’s office on a private vacation with his wife, did not answer repeated questions about why he was no longer wearing his wedding ring.

@blogenfreude:
I hope he winces each time he hears someone sing “Don’t cry for me Argentina…”

It’s not like guys like Sanford who took great joy in screaming “CLINTON! BLOWJOB!”

Bill did a lot of shitty things, but at least he never cried about it.

@blogenfreude: When will journalists learn to ask useful questions like: “Hey, hey, asshole, when is the last time Jenny looked at your cock, huh, asshole? Hey, Jenny, like, can you ever think of fucking a guy who whimpers like a puppy? He make you sick?”

@FlyingChainSaw: He needs tough questioning on C Street. Immediatment.

BREAKING: Atrios asks – maybe this is why she resigned?

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Documents obtained by AP show Palin may have violated ethics rules with legal defense fund.

@blogenfreude: Mais oui!

@blogenfreude: Boring. No beastiality. No cannibalism. Not even a wet suit. GOP is losing its scandal chops.

@blogenfreude:

Pleez. This is AmeriKKKa–who resigns over an ethics scandal? What is this, Canadia?

It’s horse fucking, including time and date stamped photos. Her and Todd. Taking turns.

@Original Andrew: No, Todd and the horse – taking turns on Sarah. In the name of Jesus Christ.

@FlyingChainSaw:
@Original Andrew:
Either way, I’m feeling sorry for the horse.

@Original Andrew: @FlyingChainSaw: Catherine the Great thinks that’s amateur hour.

@ManchuCandidate & @Signal to Noise:

(SNORT!)

@ManchuCandidate:

Damn you Manchu! That was my joke!

@blogenfreude: Like she gives a fuck.