Your Daily Bachmann
Bonus wankery after the jump.
Channeling Ben “Unintelligent Design” Stein
“Bachmann? Bachmann? Anyone? Bachmann?”
Just another hit from Bachmann Hallucination Overdrive.
I’m sorry this post may get trumped by the open thread/100 Day March. The “100 days of opposition” is pure video wingnuttery.
You people are just confused because you think she was referring to the Smoot Hawley act. But Bachmann clearly states that she is talking about the Hoot Smalley act, a completely different piece of legislation altogether passed by Bizzarro FDR on Bizarro World in Superman Comics #24.
ZOMFG!! You want to starve poor innocent plants of carbon dioxide with your carbon emissions limits! Why do you hate America’s plants???
That Congresswoman is a Hoot!
@Comandante Agi: On the one hand her constituents deserve to be represented by someone who is not clinically insane. On the other hand, this is pure Grade A unrefined wingnuttery. It’s like coke before it’s cut. It’s addictive. It’s fun to watch.
@Serolf Divad:
She’s just confused because the new senator from Minnesota is Stuart Smalley: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Smalley
And she’s obviously not “good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people can’t stand her”!
This chick last two minutes on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader”.
@blogenfreude: But her constituents are getting what they voted for. It’s not like she went insane over night. I say, fuck ’em.
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