The Buck Starts Here
Abolish the IRS! Your vote will be counted! Well, after we collect 99 cents.
IRS Vote [via Sully]
Damn you to hell, Hamster! [shakes fist] I was feeling relatively good about the world before I was assaulted with this asswipe’s face again.
Why won’t he fade into obscurity already? Arrrrggghhhhh!
Wow, I can “vote” by calling a 1-900 number? That doesn’t sound like a late-night infomerical for the desperate at all.
What could possibly go wrong?
Damn, count me in Joe. When does my free Shamwow Snuggie get here?
Have any of you actually read the Fair Tax book? One of my conservative neighbors let me borrow it. I didn’t know whether to laugh out loud or cry.
Hey JoeDa, why don’t you take that prop circular saw behind you and cut off your leg for us on youtube? That‘ll keep you in the news, asswipe.
@Nabisco:
I’d pay 99 cents a minute to see that. $1.00 even.
@Tommmcatt the Wet Sprocket: Dial 1-900-hacks-a-lot and kick them nasty thoughts.
He’s got a bright future in late-night infomercials. Watch out, Billy Mays! Here comes some serious competition!
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.