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Get the fucking gurney! Roll up his fucking sleeve! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE you FUCK!

Who knew that Alfred E. Neuman could be preznit? Damn you Mad Magazine!

@FlyingChainSaw: Sorry – didn’t mean to set you off this early.

Remember Where the Buffalo Roam? The dog trained to attack at the word “Nixon?”

@Prommie:
Or the Japanese Monkey who fake vomited at the mention of Daddy Bush?

Boosha! Boosha!

This is my mantra as I head to the polls:

This is a public service announcement
With guitar!
Know your rights…all three of them

I don’t care what of you haterz say. Hottest Leader of Free World evah??

GWB!!!!!!!

@redmanlaw: No muscle tone. Though, in the interest of fairness, a functioning peen.

Now I must go and buy cow manure.

@Lyndon LaDouche: True, but he didn’t bang out eleven kids like RFK — that’s highly functioning right there.

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