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Get the fucking gurney! Roll up his fucking sleeve! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE you FUCK!
Who knew that Alfred E. Neuman could be preznit? Damn you Mad Magazine!
@FlyingChainSaw: Sorry – didn’t mean to set you off this early.
Remember Where the Buffalo Roam? The dog trained to attack at the word “Nixon?”
@Prommie:
Or the Japanese Monkey who fake vomited at the mention of Daddy Bush?
Boosha! Boosha!
This is my mantra as I head to the polls:
This is a public service announcement
With guitar!
Know your rights…all three of them
I don’t care what of you haterz say. Hottest Leader of Free World evah??
GWB!!!!!!!
@Lyndon LaDouche: Kennedy. Bow chikka bow wow.
@redmanlaw: Give it a few months.
@redmanlaw: No muscle tone. Though, in the interest of fairness, a functioning peen.
Now I must go and buy cow manure.
@Lyndon LaDouche: True, but he didn’t bang out eleven kids like RFK — that’s highly functioning right there.
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