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Get the fucking gurney! Roll up his fucking sleeve! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE you FUCK!
Who knew that Alfred E. Neuman could be preznit? Damn you Mad Magazine!
@FlyingChainSaw: Sorry – didn’t mean to set you off this early.
Remember Where the Buffalo Roam? The dog trained to attack at the word “Nixon?”
@Prommie:
Or the Japanese Monkey who fake vomited at the mention of Daddy Bush?
Boosha! Boosha!
This is my mantra as I head to the polls:
This is a public service announcement
With guitar!
Know your rights…all three of them
I don’t care what of you haterz say. Hottest Leader of Free World evah??
GWB!!!!!!!
@Lyndon LaDouche: Kennedy. Bow chikka bow wow.
@redmanlaw: Give it a few months.
@redmanlaw: No muscle tone. Though, in the interest of fairness, a functioning peen.
Now I must go and buy cow manure.
@Lyndon LaDouche: True, but he didn’t bang out eleven kids like RFK — that’s highly functioning right there.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?