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Get the fucking gurney! Roll up his fucking sleeve! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE you FUCK!
Who knew that Alfred E. Neuman could be preznit? Damn you Mad Magazine!
@FlyingChainSaw: Sorry – didn’t mean to set you off this early.
Remember Where the Buffalo Roam? The dog trained to attack at the word “Nixon?”
@Prommie:
Or the Japanese Monkey who fake vomited at the mention of Daddy Bush?
Boosha! Boosha!
This is my mantra as I head to the polls:
This is a public service announcement
With guitar!
Know your rights…all three of them
I don’t care what of you haterz say. Hottest Leader of Free World evah??
GWB!!!!!!!
@Lyndon LaDouche: Kennedy. Bow chikka bow wow.
@redmanlaw: Give it a few months.
@redmanlaw: No muscle tone. Though, in the interest of fairness, a functioning peen.
Now I must go and buy cow manure.
@Lyndon LaDouche: True, but he didn’t bang out eleven kids like RFK — that’s highly functioning right there.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.