Sure, Go Ahead And Hide Osama

Pakistan is one step away from bankrupt. Not a company in Pakistan. The whole damn country. (We shouldn’t point and snicker, though. We are halfway home as it is.)

At this point, so long as we bring a bunch of gold bars with us, they will let us invade and take Osama ~~and perhaps even greet us as liberators and shower us with flowers and candies while we’re there.~~

chicago bureau
5:35 pm • Wednesday • October 8, 2008
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Falling Down Morning Line

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blogenfreude

5:50 pm • Wednesday • October 8, 2008

I say we invade the other country that’s about to go Chapter 7 – Iceland – and take their geothermal energy.

rptrcub

7:57 pm • Wednesday • October 8, 2008

Chicago Bureau, I prefer the term “well-fucked and far from home” to describe the situation.

FlyingChainSaw

8:00 pm • Wednesday • October 8, 2008

Great. Maybe the states can bring it in as the 51st state. Still, I like curry as much as anyone but it’s a little far for take-out delivery.

nabisco

8:18 pm • Wednesday • October 8, 2008

@FlyingChainSaw: Since Bush 41 was a suspected carpetbagger down in Texas, this would be another way for 43 to one up the old man.

ManchuCandidate

8:23 pm • Wednesday • October 8, 2008

Looks like Benazir’s pop’s proclamation that Pakistanis will be eating grass so that Pakistan could get the bomb is coming true.

Promnight

9:15 pm • Wednesday • October 8, 2008

Their best and brightest are pumping $4.00 a gallon gas here in the states, the poor sikhs, so often mistaken for arabs and killed by racist methhead goatfuckers by mistake.

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