Levi Johnston Responds
“Aug. 24: Oh Emm Gee – I’m going to be a dad. Holy shizzles, Bristol’s pregnant! I don’t think her mom knows yet.”
What? You thought? No, no, no.
Levi Johnston is a web developer from Phoenix who’s enjoying his inadvertent notoriety. If you have any website or database problems, you can email him at email@example.com. And near as we can tell, he’s owned the domain since 2003.