It’s Not My Fault

I’m sorry I’m late, but Barack Obama’s opposition to offshore drilling made me miss a turn. This after I waited in line ten minutes for a frappamochamuthafucka, only to discover that Obama’s stance on parental responsibility prevented me from hitting the bank machine first.

I was going to text you, but my cell has sucked ever since Obama’s healthcare policy caused me to drop it in the toilet. And my plans to replace it with a new iPhone were thwarted when Obama’s college tax-credit proposal forced me to attend a Batman matinee instead.

But perhaps I’m being too harsh on myself. Life’s been rough after Obama’s proposed immigration reforms compelled me to sleep with my best friend’s wife. And I know that if not for Obama’s plan to provide affordable broadband coverage across rural America, I’d have been born to different parents.

Anyway, forget all that, I’m here now. Wait — do I know you?

McCain Ad Takes On Obama Over Gas Prices [NYT]

nojo
7:00 am • Tuesday • July 22, 2008
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It’s Not My Fault

McCain Ad Takes On Obama Over Gas Prices [NYT]

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