They Shoot, They Score
| Obama | McCain | Clinton | FSM | ||||
| Adviser | Indiscretion | Disposition |
| Samantha Power | Told the truth about Hillary | Resigned |
| Geraldine Ferraro | Obama didn’t sleep his way to the top | Resigned |
| Tom Loeffler, Doug Davenport, Doug Goodyear, Eric Burgeson, Craig Shirley |
Saudi Arabia lobbyist, Burma lobbyist, Burma lobbyist, energy lobbyist, dirty trickster |
Resigned |
| Mark McKinnon | Wrong side of history | Resigned |
| Jim Johnson | Hand in the Countrywide till | Resigned |
| Phil Gramm | Jobless Americans mentally unstable | Exiled |
| God | Endorsed Bush in 2000 & 2004 | Forsaken |
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