Unexplored Demographics

- People who forget their keys in the car: 43% Obama.
- People who own dogs, cats, fish and birds, but draw the line at capabaras: 54% McCain.
- People who buy boxed wine and pour it into bottles before serving it to company: 61% Barr.
- People who write checks at busy supermarkets: 89% McCain.
- People behind them in line: 87% Obama.
- People who need jokes explained to them: 39% Nader.
- People who leave up Christmas decorations until February: 59% McCain.
- People who name their children with too many vowels: 74% Obama.
- People who wait until their midlife crisis to rebel against their parents: 62% Clinton.
- People so pissed at stupid polls they could scream: AAAAAARGH!!!
McCain tops Obama among pet owners [LAT]
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NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
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