Insane Tiny-Headed Melissa McCarthy Impersonator and White House Goblin Sean Spicer Now Claims: TRUMPLIGULA! Didn’t Mean Wiretapping When he Tweeted About Wiretapping


CNN reported today that insane tiny-headed Melissa McCarthy impersonator and White House goblin Sean Spicer is now claiming Kremlin chew toy Trump’s unsubstantiated allegation that President Barack Obama wiretapped his phones in Trump Tower during the 2016 election is not really an allegation that President Barack Obama wiretapped his phones in Trump Tower during the 2016 election.

Everyone in the fucking universe misunderstood the Kremlin chew toy because he is so difficult to understand with Vladimir Putin’s dick in his mouth.

Insane tiny-headed Melissa McCarthy impersonator and White House goblin Sean Spicer said Trump wasn’t referring to wiretapping when he tweeted about wiretapping.

CNN reported fuckface said: “I think there’s no question that the Obama administration, that there were actions about surveillance and other activities that occurred in the 2016 election,” Spicer said. “The President used the word wiretaps in quotes to mean, broadly, surveillance and other activities.”

CNN reported: Wiretapping is a narrowly defined surveillance activity that involves tapping into “a telephone or telegram wire in order to get information,” according to Merriam-Webster dictionary.

CNN reported that fuckface also said that Trump was referring to the Obama administration broadly — and not accusing Obama of personal involvement — when he tweeted that “Obama had my ‘wires tapped’ in Trump Tower” and accused Obama of being a “bad” or “sick guy.”

This is what happens when a president is allowed to tweet with a Russian dictator’s dick in his mouth.

5 comments:

7:32 pm • Tuesday • March 14, 2017

At this point, we desperately need a meteor strike on the White Trash House during a meeting of Twitler, Penis, the full cabinet and CONgressional leadershit to get someone decent in office.

9:17 pm • Monday • March 20, 2017

This guy.

@¡Andrew!: Right? I wish death on these people. USSS, I do wish death on them. I am not going to kill them, jump over the White House fence (you guys seem to be having trouble with that), or any of that shit. But I hope and dream that everyone in line to succeed the commander and thief drops fucking dead. Like BOOM! Unless Al Franken is in line once the Rs are gone.

9:27 pm • Monday • March 20, 2017

Jezebel’s very scientific conclusion was that, given the current order of succession, we’d have to run through the first five in line (Pence, Ryan, Hatch, Tillerson, and Mnuchin) to get to anyone halfway decent (Mattis). Their glowing endorsement of SecDef: “He was an Obama appointee and isn’t too down with Russia so it seems like he has the potential to be a non-disaster!”

10:18 pm • Monday • March 20, 2017

Ha!

10:43 pm • Monday • March 20, 2017

@mellbell: My favorite comment:

I think many of them will be allowed to resign piecemeal over a few months. Steve Bannon will likely be escorted out on day one and his personal effects will be mailed to the address on file within 3-6 weeks. Stephen Miller, on the other hand, will be probably be chased out by White House interns wielding a spray bottle and a rolled up newspaper.

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