Childhood’s Bend
Title: “Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps”
Author: Kelly Williams Brown
Rank: 36
Blurb: “Just because you don’t feel like an adult doesn’t mean you can’t act like one.”
Review: “Being an adult is hard. It takes practice. It takes commitment.”
Customers Also Bought: “F*ck! I’m in My Twenties” by Emma Koenig
Footnote: At 54, we’ve learned that the easiest way to conquer those 468 steps is to ignore most of them.
Adulting [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]
Step 1. Try not using the word suffix “ish” in your title.
Step 2. Remove head from ass.
I forget which emoticon to use for situations that call for the biggest eyeroll ever given on the face of the planet Earth and perhaps some other planets the Kepler project is finding.
More shooting. More No dying. Just yer good ole street violence. IOW, Not Newtown. http://www.boston.com/news/nation/2013/05/12/nopd-hurt-new-orleans-parade-shooting/Uh7Jbnn3QoQwAb725j1c2L/story.html
@JNOV: Jesus Christ. Amazing that nobody died.
@JNOV: As Mr Cyn pointed out, it was in the 7th Ward. No one cares about that. Not like it’s the Quarter or the Garden District.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Come on dude shut your mouth. Shut your mouth Never like to hear I take bribes Won't you please…
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.