Childhood’s Bend
Title: “Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps”
Author: Kelly Williams Brown
Rank: 36
Blurb: “Just because you don’t feel like an adult doesn’t mean you can’t act like one.”
Review: “Being an adult is hard. It takes practice. It takes commitment.”
Customers Also Bought: “F*ck! I’m in My Twenties” by Emma Koenig
Footnote: At 54, we’ve learned that the easiest way to conquer those 468 steps is to ignore most of them.
Adulting [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]
Step 1. Try not using the word suffix “ish” in your title.
Step 2. Remove head from ass.
I forget which emoticon to use for situations that call for the biggest eyeroll ever given on the face of the planet Earth and perhaps some other planets the Kepler project is finding.
More shooting. More No dying. Just yer good ole street violence. IOW, Not Newtown. http://www.boston.com/news/nation/2013/05/12/nopd-hurt-new-orleans-parade-shooting/Uh7Jbnn3QoQwAb725j1c2L/story.html
@JNOV: Jesus Christ. Amazing that nobody died.
@JNOV: As Mr Cyn pointed out, it was in the 7th Ward. No one cares about that. Not like it’s the Quarter or the Garden District.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?