For Whom the Bellwether Tolls
Mitch McConnell, 2010:
The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.
John Boehner, 2013:
So we’re expecting over the next 22 months to be the focus of this administration as they attempt to annihilate the Republican Party.
And let me just tell you, I do believe that is their goal — to just shove us into the dustbin of history.
Republicans are adorable when they’re scared shitless.
sounds like somebody walked into a bar looking for a fight and found one. only to tell the cops later, i was just sitting here drinking my beer, minding my own business and obama kicked my ass when i wasn’t looking for no reason what so ever. this shit ain’t fair. how come i gotta go to jail?
Seems to me they won’t be needing a lot of shoving.
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