Lubbock County Declared Mental Disaster Area
Our guest columnist is Tom Head, “judge” (executive) of Lubbock County, Texas.
[Obama’s] going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the U.N., and what is going to happen when that happens?
I’m thinking the worst. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. And we’re not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we’re talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy.
Now what’s going to happen if we do that, if the public decides to do that? He’s going to send in U.N. troops. I don’t want ’em in Lubbock County. OK. So I’m going to stand in front of their armored personnel carrier and say “you’re not coming in here”.
And the sheriff, I’ve already asked him, I said “you gonna back me”, he said, “yeah, I’ll back you”. Well, I don’t want a bunch of rookies back there. I want trained, equipped, seasoned veteran officers to back me.
Lubbock Co. Judge warns of potential danger if Obama is re-elected [Fox 34 Lubbock, via TPM]
Happiness is Lubbock, Texas in the rearview mirror.
And the sheriff, I’ve already asked him, I said “you gonna back me”, he said, “yeah, I’ll back you”. Well, I don’t want a bunch of rookies back there. I want trained, equipped, seasoned veteran officers to back me.
Oh good, so you’ve moved from plotting treason by yourself to a CONSPIRACY. Nice job, Gomer.
Same plot hole as the original Red Dawn. Once the Reds, Rooshins, Red Chinese, North Koreans, Aliens occupy the coasts then why the fuck would they want to take the Tejas Panhandle?
To paraphrase the late, great Dave Niehaus, “Break out the aluminum foil and conspiracy theory, Grandma, it’s grand wingnutter time!”
Hello, Mexico? Is Texas still on warranty?
@nojo: +1. You and Lefty are on a roll today.
@Mistress Cynica: Dry county, what the fuck do you expect?
@nojo: Why anyone in DC trusted Sam Houston is beyond me.
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