Mmmmm. Mormons.

Dress right = wear the magic underwear?

@blogenfreude: Related to the topic of this post, do you hate those family car stickers as much as I do?

@SanFranLefty: Those are a real thing? I’ve only ever seen them in Toyota commercials.

@SanFranLefty: Someone somewhere suggested that those are like what military pilots used to put on their planes after they had shot down an enemy plane, that the figures represent run-over pedestrians. Not true?

@SanFranLefty: Yes. I’ve always wanted to have a Bondish car fitted with a retractible battering ram so I could go up behind cars like that and SLAM them.

@blogenfreude: Nope. Think tailoring.

@mellbell: Jesus Christ, those things are everywhere in the Sacramento area and Central Valley, so I assume they’re big in the rest of the country, too. Probably just those eeee-leetist enclaves like SF, DC, or NYC where you don’t see them. The only ones I ever see here in the Greater Peoples’ Republic of Ess Eff are same sex couples with dogs/cats/kids.

@SanFranLefty: Dude. Sac to Bakersfield = Little Morridor

ADD: Never saw that shit in Philly or NJ.

@Benedick: zipper and buttons on the right?

@Benedick: Wait. We’re not talking military speak are we, like, “Dress right…dress!”

Sigh.

Hint: when one’s tailor measures one for trousers.

It is a tailoring term for which side one’s member naturally hangs….adjustments are made by the tailor….

Re: family stickers. I plan to begin carrying red electrical tape to covertly “x” family members out.

@cuthbert: There you go. As in, ‘Do we dress right or left, sir?’

You win Celine Dion sings Andrew Lloyd Webber: the Disco Remix.

@cuthbert and Benedick: Can’t he just see? If he has to ask…

@cuthbert: Heh.

@cuthbert: I have been told that most men dress left. But I have not made a study of this matter.

In other news, my Dodgers overcame a wretchedly bad call by the third base ump (“for fuck’s sake, Blue, what game are you watchimg?”) to beat the White Sox in 11. A fine Fathers’ Day outing with my wife and daughter.

@Dodgerblue: Congrats. And yes, most men do dress left.

@I’m passing for white: To see he’d have to remove it from his mouth.

@Dodgerblue: Who tells you these things?

@Benedick: Don’t even get me started on banana dick.

And where the hell is ‘Catt? We’ve got oodles of Adonis girdles in this post (many thanks, Bene), and he’s missing?

@I’m passing for white: When will your secret boyfriend Bear Gryllis do a special on the survival properties of a tampon?

I always have a couple in our first aid kits and our earthquake for all the reasons given in that post.

@Benedick: Ah, yes. Knew I’d heard the term before but couldn’t quite grasp it.

@mellbell: As the actress said to the bishop.

@Benedick: Couldn’t resist.

Have you seen Memphis? I saw it at the Kennedy Center yesterday. Not bad at all, though the ending is rather abrupt and the brother character could be better served.

@SanFranLefty: Believe it or not I never saw one live until I visited my mom in the MD suburbs last month. They are ripe for mockery, for sure.

@mellbell: Book of Mormon and Warhorse are shlepping out here to the provinces. We got tix.

@Dodgerblue: We’re getting those as well. I’m certainly going to the former, possibly the latter also (if only to see how it differs from the movie).

@mellbell: I hear the play is overwhelming, far superior to the movie.

@SanFranLefty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lie back and think of England!

That’s right. I’ll repost that forever.

“The coe-lawn…”

Colin = Kah-lin, unless your last name is “Powell,” and then it’s “Coe-lin,” but if you’re Bear, the colon is the “coe-lawn.” SMH

Whoa. There was a dude named “Bud Weiser”?