Now Mitt’s Just Fucking With Us

“Asked by the AP reporter if he follows NASCAR, Romney responded, ‘Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans. But I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.'” [CBS, via Political Wire]

9 comments:

1:11 pm • Monday • February 27, 2012

I saw the movie. It doesn’t well for Mittens’ pals. Although I have to admit that Mittens has been Ricky Bobby-esque. Probably being chased by the (now gay) ghost of his dad who chants, “If you ain’t first, you’re last.”

2:38 pm • Monday • February 27, 2012

/films worth watching/

Now that we’ve hosed the Oscars off the sidewalk. Jimmy Kimmel presents Movie: The Movie, possibly the greatest story every told.

3:44 pm • Monday • February 27, 2012

@¡Andrew!: “I’m back! And I’m black!”

I needed that.

4:27 pm • Monday • February 27, 2012

What’s the betting line on Mitt tomorrow?

4:55 pm • Monday • February 27, 2012

@mellbell: I lost it over “Once you go Black Hitler, you never go back Hitler! AHAHAHAHAHAHA.”

So true.

Also, the female orgasm apparently is the lastest threat to “religious liberty.”

5:28 pm • Monday • February 27, 2012

@Dodgerblue: Mitt takes Arizona (10% Mormon), Michigan is up for grabs.

6:20 pm • Monday • February 27, 2012

Ardent? Rilly?

We need new fools.

7:47 pm • Monday • February 27, 2012

/oh daddy!/

Adorable US Marine’s homecoming. Awwwww!

8:45 pm • Monday • February 27, 2012

@nojo: Thanks. I’ll be on an airplane tomorrow night when the results come in.

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