Area Woman Offers President Directions to Moon Base

Let’s just take a moment to note how well the president’s jacket collar fits, even after a long flight and having some shrew’s finger in his face, he’s barely showing a wrinkle. And again, the shirt collar not only fits properly but its height is suitable to a man with a slender neck. It goes without saying that the knot brings joy to my heart as does the color and quality of the tie itself. Bravo, sir.

That pink is not a happy choice, even if you’re 25. When you’re 90 it will not soften the craters and crevasses of a leathery complexion. Not only is that hair color not found in nature it would seem to be part of the Ronald Reagan line of hair color put out by Maybelline. Unless I’m mistaken that’s Crackpot Blonde.

And yes, that picture does tell a thousand words.

Her chin looks like an excavation tool.

Let’s review, class, the Jan Brewer we all know and despise.

That’s what Glendale Community College v. Harvard Fucking Law School looks like.

@Benedick: Also: stripper nails and Avon cocktail ring.

@redmanlaw: Ross Dress for Less v. Armani.

@Mistress Cynica: RDL will have to face off with JCP, now a permanent 40 percent discounter.

@Benedick: way to work

@Mistress Cynica: I take it we’re all trying not to look at the finger and hand to which it’s attached?

Gov. Brewer “turns me on.” – Navajo Nation President Ben Shelly,

Oh, and Gov. Martinez, did you gain some weight? – President Shelly, talking to the governor of New Mexico and clearly on a roll.

http://navajotimes.com/politics/president/2012/012612shelly.php

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Once again, I invoke “Hooker with a Penis” by Tool:

Well now I’ve got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I’m the man . . . so you can
Point that fuckin’ finger up your ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoWMmZEoT84

@Benedick: One longs for the days when ladies wore gloves. Of course, as Brewer is demonstrating here, she is no lady.

Jan Brewer crashed my Shockwave Flash!

@Mistress Cynica: I’m so glad you went there with the Lee Press-On nails, you beat me to it. The trashy dark roots on the platinum bleach job also made me retch (for realz? Attention all women over 40 – your super blonde hair fools nobody – and I’m looking at you, too, Hillbot).

Just a reminder – This is Arizona.

Which is to say, as a direct consequence of this picture, Jan Brewer is now Governor For Life.