Pam Geller to Bigots She Unleashed: Amateurs!

honestly it sounds a little like that Baptist guy the other day.

but if you doubt that some people are just fucking evil

watch this

@Capt Howdy: In another universe I’d be chatting up Billy Graham’s spawn, but that’s not the universe we find ourselves this month.

Who is the asshole lecturing the coptic at the 3 minute mark and what is he saying?

@FlyingChainSaw: That may be the moment al2o3cr mentioned elsewhere today.

If nothing else, the Ground Zero Gentlemen’s Club probably did good business afterward.

@nojo: You’re assuming that these idiots can get it up without having a hate-on.

@nojo:

Arguably, this isn’t quite as crazee as the case with the Egyptians; *that* case nearly led to bigot-on-bigot violence…

Spike is looking to make some money doing choreography. He’s got some hot dance moves he wants to show you.

Warning: Don’t sit too close to your monitor, finish whatever you’re eating and put down your beverage before watching.

Oh my …

That poor dog …

Interesting facial hair …

@Dodgerblue:
Beng part of a mob often raises one’s testosterone level. It’s one of the things that makes pack mentality so irresistable.

Rod Blagojavich is the greatest trainwreck I’ve seen in a long time. I can’t decide whether I want to punch him in the face or give him a standing ovation for his comedy act.

ETA: I’m so screwed. One of the candidates I’ve been working my ass off for is probably going to lose tomorrow, if my calls to Geezer City today are any indication. Ugh. This is what I get for getting involved in politics.

This isn’t worth a whole post, but I wanted to let those of you playing along at home know – slightly revised Nana’s Blintze recipe this weekend – shells came out better this time. If you cook them, let me know:

Nana’s Blintzes

For the batter:
4 eggs
2 cups milk
1 and 3/4 cups sifted flour
1/2 tsp salt

Beat eggs well and add salt. Add flour slowly and beat it in. Add milk gradually and beat to a smooth batter. This will make a somewhat thin batter, but it works.

You will need a crepe pan or 7-8 inch bottom-diameter nonstick pan.
Pour a ladleful of batter into a buttered pan, wait a few seconds, then pour the excess back into the raw batter. Repeat until you have about 12-14 shells.

For the filling:
1 pound of small curd cottage cheese
14 oz. (2 packages) farmer cheese
2 egg yolks
Mix it all together.
Assembly

Position the shell with the tab formed from pouring out the excess at the top. Place about 3 round tablespoons of filling about an inch below the top of the shell. Fold the top part over the filling, fold in the sides so they’re square, then roll it up. Repeat.

I fry them in hot canola oil, then add butter towards the end for flavor. I think my grandmother fried them in straight butter, but I can’t remember for certain. Serve with applesauce, sour cream, or, if you’re in the mood, go Russian and serve with caviar.

Hungover owls: http://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: How is Psychogeezer looking in the polls for the primary against J(ackass) D(ick)?

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Both for Blago. As if I thought the first half of my boyfriend Jon’s show wasn’t hilarious enough with “Team Evil” and “Team Stupid.”

ADD: That fucking hair! Attention Ill-e-noise stinquers! I mean all y’all, Howdy, BeRightBack, flippin, Chicago Bureau and HomoFascist. Explain to me again how this head of hair attached to a schmo became governor?
He makes Rick Perry look like a Shakespeare scholar in comparison.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Ah. Blago talks a good game for one holdout juror.

@SanFranLefty: I may have to find that clip tomorrow. WND’s all over it.

Dept of Lady-Bits/Fashionista TJ:

OMFG, there’s something for everybody!!

That’s right, it’s ChainSaw’s secret girlfriend of womanly dimensions, Christina Hendricks (that hair! those boobs! that ivory skin! those hips!), and Jon Hamm (those lips! that smile! those eyes! those shoulders!), subject of much Stinque str8 girl/ghey boy worship/objectification, all on the same runway

Must go fan myself. Can’t decide who is hotter, Christina or Jon. Okay, I’ll take both of them.

/is it just me, or is it hot in here?

@SanFranLefty: And David McCallum? He does things to young g—

Whoops. Still under embargo.

@noj: But what about Alan Cummings’ plaid three piece suit? That was the best part- out-fucking-standing!

TJ/ Did anyone catch RonPaul’s “Timothy McVeigh was a Christian, so are we banning churches from OK City?” interview on notAC 360 last night? He erased 90 seconds of utter reasonableness by refusing to admit that he and son Ru had diametrically opposed positions on the not-a-mosque issue.

Oh, and trapped miners – the new distraction!

/so glad we have less than basic cable at home/

@nojo:
*GASP* he’s a pedophile!! no no…a rapist !!! Tosh’s replacement?
the center square? WHAAAAT?????

@baked: He’s a… Republican!!!!! (Actually, I think he might be)

@karen marie: Thank you for sharing this awesomeness. We get to see tons of his junk about to burst out of his shorts but not his chastity ring. Does he wear it around his cock? I’ve said it before but home-schooled gays just do it wrong. However, I did not know that dancing is a vertical thport so I learned something. “This is my time, Cheryl!” Did any man ever say anything more meaningful to his teacup Yorkie? (Cheryl seems to be the only one with sense in that house). I am now off to join his crew so I can learn more moves to use in my fitness routines.

People, if you haven’t already I strongly urge you to click on KM’s linques. You will not be disappointed.

@SanFranLefty: The polls say he’s comfortably up by double digits. So much so that he’s been holding fundraisers for a congressional candidate and issuing an endorsement of one of my candidates. Unfortunately, though, that’s either not trickling down to benefit not-crazy candidates or the polls are wrong.

As for my D candidate, I’ve seen no polling and have no clue what will happen.

In any case, I’ll be out at the polls all day today. Wish me luck.

@Benedick: According to one commenter, and confirmed by Spike, he wears it on his left finger. He only started the Youtube account on 18 August. It will be interesting to see how long he lasts.

He certainly has confidence — lists his profession as “choreographer.”

Anybody think they can get him a job in musical theater?

@karen marie: I would so love to see him in a room with a bunch of show dancers working on, say There is Nothing Like a Dame, which would open all kinds of cans of all kinds of worms. But say 15 aggression-crazed men dancers who have spent 15 years training how to do it right, most of whom are recovering from stripping for AIDS in last night’s Broadway Bares extravaganza. I would pay money to be in that room as he stages that number. Good money.

@nojo: Embargo lifted.

Speaking of h8r bigots like Geller, Mr. Fischer at the AFA further demonstrates that he shouldn’t be allowed to talk to the press:

Fischer: US Failed to Make Iraq a Christian Nation, So Our Soldiers Died For Nothing

Between this, the “no mosques anywhere” bit and the “deport all MOOSLEMS” bit from earlier this year, he seems to be angling for H8er of the year…

ADD: Sharron Angle, OG of da CRAZEE

@karen marie & @Benedick:

Thufferrin’ thuckatash!