Hey, do you guys remember Mitch Rombley? He was the one of the many candidates for president who was totally supposed to beat up on Old Man McCain. He was the one who had Executive Experience, because he once saved the lives of everybody at the Olympics (like Eric Bana in Munich!), and then served as a Conservative, gay rights granting, universal health care-loving Governor in the Conservative state of Massachusetts.
Mitch is totally still the choice of the 100% useless Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) straw poll. This, of course, is the only thing that Mitch has won, for three years in a row. To get you an idea of how in touch CPAC is with the view of the electorate:
The survey also showed that only 4 percent of conservatives at the conference approve of the job President Obama is doing, while 95 percent disapprove.
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