TRUMP! TRUMP, COME OUT AND SUCK AN ARTILLARY SHELL LIKE A MAN! YOUR BEST BUDDY KIM JUNG-ON CAN DO THE HONORS!
Donnie! Bite the barrel or die in Attica of unspeakable assaults and humiliations!
They stomped Father Geoghan to death!
They hung Epstein for entertainment!
You have far fewer fans in the prison system.
You won’t go with nearly as much dignity.
Think about it.
Pull the trigger – or call Kimmycakes!
$hitler’s not comin’ back, y’all.
The very idea that millions of Blacks, Latinos, and queers are gonna go full-on Jews for $hitler over the next four years is completely ridiculous.
After the Democrats have won 7 out of the last 8 elections. Including the rural depopulation crisis and economic collapse that we’re gonna be hearing about soon with the census results.
Does.
Not.
Compute.
That would also require millions of women to fully embrace those Handmaid’s Tale assholes, Commander KKKavanaugh and Serena Joy Barrett, and gleefully agree to enslave themselves as baybee-making machines fer jeezus.
In 2024.
Nope.
He probably won’t end up in prison, but could possibly be dead in a shootout with the Las Vegas police.
That’s exactly where spray-tanned trash with a hankering for suicide by cop would end up.
Oh and don’t even think that the Senate isn’t gonna go true blue in 2022.
Just wait for the fireworks when the illegitimate Republinazi Supreme KKKourt puppets read their Koch-sucking lines and overturn the ACA.
+20 million people will lose access to healthcare during a devastating pandemic, rural healthcare systems and Medicaid will implode overnight.
“WE’RE COMIN’ HOME, JAYZUS!!!”
Yup. The GOPnazi death cult is finished.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.