Mark Zuckerberg Should Run for President on a Blackmail Platform and Finally Reduce the USA to the Most Debauched Possible State of Wanton Criminality Possible – Why Wait?
You fucking cunts – I fucking own you! VOTE ANARCHO-TOTALITARIAN OR YOUR LIFE IS OVER!
2020, ZuckFuck gets on TV and tells America, “Vote Zuckfuck for PLENIPOTENTIARY! or the cops and your spouses, bosses and relatives will all know the names of the goats you’re fucking and companies you’re stealing from!”
ZF has figured out how to divine individuals’ votes so no one can hide.
He wins 100 percent of the vote and starts flying around cities shooting people randomly from helicopters with his friends, both of them, until they argue about who gets the coffees and ZF shoots them.
Can it get worse than this?
I wish I’d never even heard of any of these fukstix. I’ve been pondering the fact that our nation’s eCONomic and political systems actually cause our worst sociopathic citizens to rise to the top of our society, the evidence being that they seem to be the only ones ever getting ahead.
Also, I’d love to turn my brian off with some celebrity gozzip, but jeezus today’s celebs are so boring.
The guy could do anything but his claim to fame is his neighbors are annoyed at the extensions to his house in fucking Menlo or someplace in the Valley. Just another valley asshole.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.