Mark Zuckerberg Should Run for President on a Blackmail Platform and Finally Reduce the USA to the Most Debauched Possible State of Wanton Criminality Possible – Why Wait?
You fucking cunts – I fucking own you! VOTE ANARCHO-TOTALITARIAN OR YOUR LIFE IS OVER!
2020, ZuckFuck gets on TV and tells America, “Vote Zuckfuck for PLENIPOTENTIARY! or the cops and your spouses, bosses and relatives will all know the names of the goats you’re fucking and companies you’re stealing from!”
ZF has figured out how to divine individuals’ votes so no one can hide.
He wins 100 percent of the vote and starts flying around cities shooting people randomly from helicopters with his friends, both of them, until they argue about who gets the coffees and ZF shoots them.
Can it get worse than this?
I wish I’d never even heard of any of these fukstix. I’ve been pondering the fact that our nation’s eCONomic and political systems actually cause our worst sociopathic citizens to rise to the top of our society, the evidence being that they seem to be the only ones ever getting ahead.
Also, I’d love to turn my brian off with some celebrity gozzip, but jeezus today’s celebs are so boring.
The guy could do anything but his claim to fame is his neighbors are annoyed at the extensions to his house in fucking Menlo or someplace in the Valley. Just another valley asshole.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!