TRUMPLIGULA! THE CURSE OF AMERICA! MUST! FUCKING! GO!
HOW WILL THIS OOZING SCAB BE REMOVED?
AMERICA! You have inspired the accession of a CALIGULAN! ORANGUTAN! to the seat of Emperor without any fallback plan, you know, in case that wasn’t such a good fucking idea.
While TRUMPLIGULA! flings his moo with increasingly randomity and rage, we can only guess how this will end. In the following poll, we’ve omitted the obvious: thermonuclear war, nuclear winter and the end of life on earth.
The rest of the choices are more palatable and a good deal more entertaining.
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Regardless of how it happens, it will involve Twitler and Bannon in an underground bunker.
Serious questions: Do you think Twitler supporters know that the “nuclear option” refers to Senate rules rather than the president launching a nuclear attack against the Democrats in the US?
Are they still 1,000% in favor of it either way?
Anyone who vote for TRUMPLIGULA! is voting to murder the world.
Wait. We’re invading Mexico now? Is that how we get a taco truck on every corner?
@JNOV: Mexico’s off. We’re bombing Australia instead.
@nojo: Nooo! Don’t do send that radioactive wave of nonsense across the strait to New Zealand! That’s where FlyingChainSaw & I will rendezvous on the South Island to start building Fort Molly Ivins and start shooting Thiel and all the other trillionaire douchebags trying to escape to the Land O’ Frodo.
Meet me in Dunedin, by The Exchange!
Coated in barbecue sauce then fed live to a dozen starving crocodiles on national television.
HOW WILL THIS OOZING SCAB BE REMOVED?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!