TRUMPLIGULA! THE CURSE OF AMERICA! MUST! FUCKING! GO!
HOW WILL THIS OOZING SCAB BE REMOVED?
AMERICA! You have inspired the accession of a CALIGULAN! ORANGUTAN! to the seat of Emperor without any fallback plan, you know, in case that wasn’t such a good fucking idea.
While TRUMPLIGULA! flings his moo with increasingly randomity and rage, we can only guess how this will end. In the following poll, we’ve omitted the obvious: thermonuclear war, nuclear winter and the end of life on earth.
The rest of the choices are more palatable and a good deal more entertaining.
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Regardless of how it happens, it will involve Twitler and Bannon in an underground bunker.
Serious questions: Do you think Twitler supporters know that the “nuclear option” refers to Senate rules rather than the president launching a nuclear attack against the Democrats in the US?
Are they still 1,000% in favor of it either way?
Anyone who vote for TRUMPLIGULA! is voting to murder the world.
Wait. We’re invading Mexico now? Is that how we get a taco truck on every corner?
@JNOV: Mexico’s off. We’re bombing Australia instead.
@nojo: Nooo! Don’t do send that radioactive wave of nonsense across the strait to New Zealand! That’s where FlyingChainSaw & I will rendezvous on the South Island to start building Fort Molly Ivins and start shooting Thiel and all the other trillionaire douchebags trying to escape to the Land O’ Frodo.
Meet me in Dunedin, by The Exchange!
Coated in barbecue sauce then fed live to a dozen starving crocodiles on national television.
HOW WILL THIS OOZING SCAB BE REMOVED?
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.