Colour My Curses

Titles/Ranks:

• “Adult Coloring Books: Swear Word Coloring Books” (#1)
• “The Sweary Coloring Book for Adults (Swear Word Coloring Book)” (#2)
• “Swear Word Adult Coloring Book: 30 Stress Relief Words to Color” (#5)
• “Swear word coloring book: Relaxation Series : Coloring Books For Adults, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring book for grown ups, COLORAMA Coloring Book (Volume 2)” (#9)
• “Swear Word Adult Coloring Book: Hilarious Sweary Coloring book For Fun and Stress Relieve” (#21)
• “Swear Word Coloring Book #2: An Adult Coloring Book of 40 Hilarious, Rude and Funny Swearing and Cursing Designs” (#43)
• “Swear Word Coloring Book: The Joy of Sweary Curse Words for Adults” (#46)
• “Swear word coloring book: Relaxation Series : Coloring Books For Adults, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring book for grown ups, COLORAMA Coloring Book (Volume 1)” (#53)
• “Sweary Coloring Book: Swear Words Coloring Book with Swearing” (#54)

Publisher: “CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform” (all but first)

Earliest Publication Date: December 25

Latest Publication Date: January 20

Biggest Loser in the Swear Word Coloring Book Gold Rush: “Swear Adult Coloring Book: Thinking of You”, published December 9 (#3847)

Best Hit in Amazon Search for “Swear Word Coloring Book”: “Inspiring Words: 30 Verses from the Bible You Can Color”

Best Blurb…

What’s Inside

• Moron
• Bitch
• Cocklump
• Bastard
• Asshole
• Bullshit
• Cum Dumpster
• Shitfaced
• Fuckwit
• Cuntface
• Fuck!
• Dumbcunt
• Fucking
• Motherfucker

Best Review: “Not exactly what I was looking for.”

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Footnote: Sorry, self-publishing opportunists, Amazon’s full. Might we interest you in ribald needlepoints on Etsy?