Nooners

I can’t – as the bishop said to the actress – I just can’t. None of it’s funny. It’s all a horror. Noonan looks like she got cum shot up her nose. Or coke. I try not to despise Stewart.

@Benedick: She probably had both back in ’87.

TJ/ Well, the Boy Scouts split the difference. It the decision shows even less character than upholding a total ban, frankly.

Cowards.

@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: “Well I never rarely!”

@Benedick: It’s not funny, it’s true. And what do you have against John Boy? He’s just a funny man with a college degree.

@peggynooner: Professional jealousy. It’s like that thing Shaw had with Shakespeare.

@peggynooner: You may have noticed by now my tendency to become unhinged at the slightest provocation. I know I’m wrong about Stewart but find I really can’t look at him any more as part of my whole revulsion against the opinions industry. It crept up on me after that ridiculous rally he staged with Colbert in DC and now I find myself venting irrational and entirely unfounded crap about him. But I can’t help it. I don’t get the Bill O’Reilly thing among others. I know he’s an entertainer, and very good at what he does, I still want to piss on the TV when his face appears. I don’t expect sympathy and probably shouldn’t be encouraged, but there it is. My loss, I know. I daresay he can find some way to go on living without my approval.

I will now go to a corner where I can think beautiful thoughts.

@Benedick: The Hillary Clinton Pantsuit Rainbow may brighten your day.

(Or cause you to punch your monitor–my apologies if that’s the case.)

/In other nooz/

False Flag Attack Severs US Escape Route to Canada

Can the drones be far behind??

@Tommmcatt: Hey amigo, have you been watching Tron: Uprising? It’s right up there with Heavy Metal and The Last Unicorn in terms of mind-blowing stoner eye-candy. No spoilers, but one episode features an unforgettable mile-high electrified disco dildo.

@¡Andrew!: Nothing will spoil my pleasant memories of consuming four beers at Tron 3-D.

Although the fact I have memories at all suggests I should have gone for five.

@nojo: Some things are best forgotten.

@¡Andrew!: I didn’t even know that was a thing! I’ll have to check it out.

@nojo: I say the exact same thing abut the number of XTC pills I swallowed back at the Black and Blue Ball in ’98!

@nojo: Totally worth it in IMAX 3D.

@Tommmcatt: I found it on Netflix, and now I’m totally hooked. The visuals are A-M-A-Z-I-N-G, and the characters/writing/storyline are surprisingly sophisticated.

Re: Sentient vacuum cleaners

iSuck?

The kittens have landed. Photos later when they wake up.

@blogenfreude: Kittehs! yay!

@¡Andrew!: When sentient vacuum cleaners use their infrared to change the channel to Hoarders, yes.

But for a Ridiculously Expensive Gadget, I’m starting to grow fond of it. Given who I am and where I live — the Sandy Eggo Dust Bowl — having an Automaton deal with the carpet is far more effective than me ignoring it for months.

@blogenfreude: OMG OMG OMG! Squee!

@blogenfreude: Are the kittehs awake yet? I can’t imagine a more awesome Saturday night than nom-nom-SQUEE! over your new kittens. Post them stat!