Pray the Bullets Away

And you thought Ross Perot was a stupid idiot from Texas.
And you thought George W. Bush was a stupid idiot from Texas.
And you thought Herbert W. Armstrong was a stupid idiot from Texas.
And you thought Garner Ted Armstrong was a stupid idiot from Texas.
And you thought David Koresh was a stupid idiot from Texas.
And you thought Steve Munisteri was a stupid idiot from Texas.
And you thought Greg Abbott was a stupid idiot from Texas.
And you thought Louie Gohmert was a stupid idiot from Texas.
And you thought Pete Sessions was a stupid idiot from Texas.
And you thought Lamar Smith was a stupid idiot from Texas.
And you thought John Cornyn was a stupid idiot from Texas.

Is there something in the water?

@jaycubed: Looking at all those names makes me realize how often I use the “Sociopaths” tag, and how often it fits.

Speaking of prayer, meet the meth-dealing cross-dressing monsignor who liked to have sex in the rectory and used the proceeds from his drug dealing to open an adult toy store.

@jaycubed: Don’t forget about Ted Cruz.

@SanFranLefty:
@jaycubed: Don’t forget about Ted Cruz.

Sorry. I just got tired of writing the names of stupid idiots. You could go on for hours.

@jaycubed: Probably would be easier to cut-and-paste the list of GOPers in the Congressional delegation and in the Lege.

The gun nuts, NRA, and Dick Perry need to put their message to music in order to reach more people and keep the bullets flying. here are some samples to start off with:
the gun song by the hangdogs with lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2ntNL4Vw4Y
http://www.hangdogs.com/lyrics_bewareofdog.htm
gun sale at the church by the beat farmers with lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe01Bvvzt6U
http://lyrics.wikia.com/Beat_Farmers:Gun_Sale_At_The_Church
love and a 45 by chris knight with lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKBZ7IuMCr0
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/chris_knight/love_and_a_45.html
ready, set, draw. enjoy

@SanFranLefty:

Best line from your meth-dealing cross-dressing monsignor link:

“I can’t fathom it,” said 77-year-old Therese Ruppert, a parishioner at the Church of St. Peter in Danbury, where Wallin was pastor from 1996 to 2002. “He was so spiritual. His sermons were wonderful. He had such knowledge of theology.”

@jaycubed: This was my favorite line, and I’m sure it was Benedick’s favorite:

Wallin’s arrest sent shock waves through the Bridgeport and Danbury communities where he was known as a charismatic speaker who was involved in many charitable activities, and who enjoyed Broadway musicals and show tunes. He often attended musicals with his mentor, former N.Y. Cardinal Edward Egan and parishioners.

@SanFranLefty: Show tunes. Prison. Meth. This guy is gonna be real popular.