Aux Paumes, Citoyens!
“The sperm count of French men fell by a third between 1989 and 2005, a study suggests. The semen of more than 26,600 French men was tested in the study, reported in the journal Human Reproduction.” [BBC]
The GOP is not a political party. It’s a disease.
Who tested this semen and could anyone volunteer?
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Mike Lee is the skidmark on America’s tighty-whiteys.
My father’s family may have come out ahead, spermically speaking, by having been hounded out of France as heretical Hugenots. My brother and I have each spawned two healthy children, may they live long and prosper.
@Dodgerblue: Near where we live there are many stone houses still in use built by the Hugenots which the locals pronounce Hugenauts: which makes me think of a French space mission.
@Benedick: There is a Hugenot-immigrant French-speaking area of Nova Scotia where my family and I spent a couple of nights in a B&B two summers ago. We had our only bad meal on the island there. You’d think that, with all the fresh seafood available, it would be hard to screw up a dinner. But non.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.