Is This Anything?

It’s probably nothing. Still more so than Donald Trump who has supplanted Jerry Rivers aka Geraldo’s Capone’s Vault as the biggest media hoax/letdown.

@ManchuCandidate: I’ve heard that Donald Trump is a bad-toupée wearin’, spray-tannin’, 9/11 pedophile.

I can’t prove it–but then again–he hasn’t denied it.

Why is facebook so creepy? Everyone’s so… positive. The only excuse for optimism is a trust fund.

@Benedick: Dude. Sorry!

@¡Andrew!: Keep 11/10 on your calendar if you can. ’70s vs. punk in Belltown. Dude.

@JNOV: and it’s my birthday, as well as the birthday of the Marine Corps.

@Benedick: Look on the bright side! You know you want to…

@Tommmcatt & @Benedick: Count me in as a firm believer of looking on the bright side.

@¡Andrew!: That’s a bright side I can believe in. No doubt he desires coaching in the Meisner technique (warning: Catt will become irrational and abusive. It’s sad. Seems like dancing in assless chaps at Splash bar back in the last century disallows one from appreciating the repetition exercise ) or spanking. Spanking is good. It’s like axing the prom queen out on a date then checking in to a motel. (I have no clue: prom queen? what is that?) Is this like Sport?

Seeing that butt haz me pulling my belt from its loops. You know he needs it. He knows he needs it. He’s a bad boy.

Wait. What?

@Benedick@Andrew: Bet your bottom dollar, there’ll be sun…

The only thing wrong with Meisner is that it creates actors that aren’t really that entertaining. Which isn’t a problem as long as you aren’t in the entertainment industry.

But what do I know? I’m just an out of work marketing professional…