Let Us Not Speak of Last Night Again
We post this Cute Puppy Video in the hope that we can look forward, not back, and WE’VE LOST A POD! WE’VE LOST A POD! WE’VE LOST A POD! WE’VE LOST A POD! WE’VE LOST A POD!
Fuck. Conscience is a bitch.
[via Sully]
For the record, I am *not* hungover this morning from last night’s horribleness & whiskey.
You know they had Mitt juiced up on shots of Mountain Dew with a chaser of mendacity, right?
@rptrcub: No, I certainly get no sense of hangover among the Stinquerati. I’ll just close this door very quietly on my way out, so we can all get on with our “Dear god, did that really just happen?” hangovers headaches.
@IanJ: The only thing that would have saved it would have been a late-night announcement that the Iran regime fell and we were being greeted as liberators.
“Sorry,” said The President, “but I had something else on my mind.”
@nojo: Well, I noticed Iran complaining about cyberattacks. That might count.
@IanJ: Actually, the bottom just fell out of their currency trading — specifically, the black-market dollar rate. Unrest all over the place, and Ahmadinejad’s blaming the embargo, although I haven’t seen any proximate cause.
This I know because The Neighbor has Kurdish family in Iran, which sent me hunting down a BBC story. But hey, the foreign-policy debate is later this month.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Come on dude shut your mouth. Shut your mouth Never like to hear I take bribes Won't you please…
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.