One Giant Fucking Leap for Mankind
Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon! [The Onion]
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One of the Onion’s finest moments.
Then there are the “This is for you, Mr. Smith” jokes.
BREAKING HARD: GOP cancels day 1 of convention due to the wrath of Isaac.
And speaking of the convention, floods, and The Onion:
Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up for Flood of Closeted Republicans
@SanFranLefty: Akin-backer Huckabee was going to speak Monday night. Cast your Biblical allusions accordingly.
I’m getting an ad “Date 10,000 Asian Women.” Kinda late for that.
@Dodgerblue: Wilt’s leftovers.
@Dodgerblue: Amazon kickback is showing me four books on Social Security, including “For Dummies.”
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NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
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