Reefer Madness
For the funniest local news story about the annual 4/20 smoke-out in Golden Gate Park, I present to you San Francisco’s Stanley Roberts. Not many other reporters would say things like “Never have I seen so many ways to ingest weed” or “For some reason I’m starving,” let alone feature a gas mask bong.
BREAKING HARD: Sucks to be Orrin Hatch.
I blame that asshole Mike Lee.
@SanFranLefty: Orin Hatch deserves everything he gets.
BREAKING HARDER: Chuck Colson dead at 80.
When the hell will Kissinger die already?
@SanFranLefty: And here I was thinking just the other day, how would I handle a Colson obit?
My conclusion? Skip it.
From my WND alert email:
Watergate felon-turned-prophet Chuck Colson dies
News in 1973 of convicted Watergate figure Chuck Colson’s profession of faith in Jesus Christ was met with skepticism and ridicule by many in media. But nearly four decades later – with his death today at the age of 80 – Colson’s legacy as a historic evangelical leader with a distinct prophetic voice that has shaped culture and influenced countless lives is firmly established.
Returning to our theme of first-identification obits: Watergate, Watergate, Watergate. Born-again Chuck is meaningless. Everybody raise a leg!
Marijuana makes everything better. No need for a gas mask though.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!