There Must Be a Third Option Somewhere
“The dog loved it. He would see that crate and, you know, he would, like, go crazy because he was going with us on vacation. It was to me a kinder thing to bring him along than to leave him in the kennel for two weeks.” —Ann Romney, explaining the only two conceivable options for Seamus. [ABC]
I am reminded more and more of Mittens as the hapless and inept Clark Griswold.
@ManchuCandidate: I’m thinking more along the lines of a slightly less bitchy Cobra Commander.
Dog loved it so much he ran away so he could be on permanent vacation!
CBS this Morning had some Mitt friends on talking about what a wonderful empathetic guy he is.
They showed one example.
Here’s the 2007 video of Mitt helping humanity by removing a stump at his son Matt’s neighbors house in Rancho Bernardo after the 2007 fire.
This performance is entitled :
Mitt Romney Gives Service to Fire Victims in San Diego
The stump didn’t move very far before Mitt had to leave for a campaign event.
@texrednface: They had to reach back five years and that’s what they come up with? He’s been running for president long enough, you’d think he could do better than that.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.