Bezos

He’s found Apollo 11’s engines and is going to try and bring them to the surface:
I’m excited to report that, using state-of-the-art deep sea sonar, the team has found the Apollo 11 engines lying 14,000 feet below the surface, and we’re making plans to attempt to raise one or more of them from the ocean floor. We don’t know yet what condition these engines might be in – they hit the ocean at high velocity and have been in salt water for more than 40 years. On the other hand, they’re made of tough stuff, so we’ll see.
Crazy money does crazy things … I can’t wait.
Bezos Expeditions
they’re probably in better shape than the North Korean space program.
Tom?….Tom Servo??
Apollo 11 was real?
@I’m passing for white: The Internet has moved on to wondering who Dick Clark is.
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