It’s Not Confirmed Until the National Enquirer Weighs In

Wait. Johnny Earl had to pay for it?

@Dodgerblue: Bitch.

Is there a tape? Is it on Amazon? Is it on Manhunt?

@Dodgerblue: “In-kind” contribution.

I read recently* that Gaston Glock (yeah, that guy) used to hold weekly marketing/customer appreciation nights at the Gold Club in Atlanta. Reps from state, federal and local law enforcement agencies would fly in for training or procurement reviews at Glock’s Smyrna, Georgia** plant and get the full liquor, steakhouse and stripper treatment while there. (I got my Glock without the free lap dance and I had to pay for the extra magazines.)

Glocks are issued to officers by about 65 percent of all law enforcement agencies, by the way.

* http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/29/books/review/glock-the-rise-of-americas-gun-by-paul-m-barrett-book-review.html

Gold Club trial coverage

http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?id=1237371

** Hometown of Julia Roberts.

@redmanlaw: Now that’s marketing!

@Benedick:
I’m surprised you haven’t tried to console Johnny Mill.

The John Mill grinds slowly for Johnny Mill.

@ManchuCandidate: Wait. You think I haven’t tried? YOU THINK I HAVEN’T TRIED?????

I’m getting on a plane to DC right fucking now.

@Dodgerblue: I assume you’re speaking figuratively about jumping on a plane to DC. So if that’s the case, try not to scream out “MEEEE-SHELLL” tonight. Mrs. Dodger may not be amused.

@SanFranLefty: Sigh. I’m getting on a plane to Beijing on Saturday. I didn’t really plan this trip well — forgot about March Madness.

@Dodgerblue: They have March. They have madness. They have Gong Li. Put it all together.