Just Don’t Mention Doggy Style
How to pick up chicks at CPAC: “‘I was thinking about how sexy it would be to kiss you,’” world renowned pickup artist Wayne Elise told a group of young Rick Santorum fans. “You can say that [to a girl], it’s a cool.” [TPM]
“Hey girls, want me to show you how much I like Santorum?”
Or as Rush’s wife calls it, “elephant style”.
Meanwhile, Grindr and assorted gay geo-slutting apps for iPhone and Android are apparently very heavy with activity in DC right now.
@rptrcub: “Geo-slutting”?? Did you make that up?
If not: GET THEE A COPYRIGHT ATTORNEY, CUBBIE!
@chicago bureau: Or is that a “service mark?” [cracks self up]
Oh, hey, in other hilarious news: Kirk Cameron spoke at CPAC today. Because Victoria Jackson was ill, that’s why.
The very thought that these people might reproduce makes me shudder.
It would be the perfect time to ask if anyone is interested in a “Holy Trinity” Arrested Development Style.
@chicago bureau: Even stupidity has a yin and yang.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Come on dude shut your mouth. Shut your mouth Never like to hear I take bribes Won't you please…
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.