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How to pick up chicks at CPAC: “‘I was thinking about how sexy it would be to kiss you,’” world renowned pickup artist Wayne Elise told a group of young Rick Santorum fans. “You can say that [to a girl], it’s a cool.” [TPM]

nojo
5:12 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2012
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Choose Your Delusion

Rick Santorum’s Napoleon Complex Must Watch

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5:25 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2012

“Hey girls, want me to show you how much I like Santorum?”

Jesuswalksinidaho

5:50 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2012

Or as Rush’s wife calls it, “elephant style”.

5:59 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2012

Meanwhile, Grindr and assorted gay geo-slutting apps for iPhone and Android are apparently very heavy with activity in DC right now.

6:45 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2012

@rptrcub: “Geo-slutting”?? Did you make that up?

7:30 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2012

If not: GET THEE A COPYRIGHT ATTORNEY, CUBBIE!

7:36 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2012

@chicago bureau: Or is that a “service mark?” [cracks self up]

7:43 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2012

Oh, hey, in other hilarious news: Kirk Cameron spoke at CPAC today. Because Victoria Jackson was ill, that’s why.

7:49 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2012

The very thought that these people might reproduce makes me shudder.

ManchuCandidate

7:55 pm • Thursday • February 9, 2012

It would be the perfect time to ask if anyone is interested in a “Holy Trinity” Arrested Development Style.

Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That

1:11 am • Sunday • February 12, 2012

@chicago bureau: Even stupidity has a yin and yang.

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