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“My wife did not know about it, and that was the revelation. My wife found out about it when [Ginger White] went public with it… My wife and I have talked about it, and I have explained it to her. My wife understands that I’m a soft-hearted giving person.” [New Hampshire Union-Leader]

nojo
5:19 pm • Thursday • December 1, 2011
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Choose Your Delusion

If You Lived Here, You’d Be In Your $12 Million Home By Now Bach Flute Suite BWV 1067 (Badinerie)

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FlyingChainSaw

5:25 pm • Thursday • December 1, 2011

Why, you know, I told her honestly, Glo, those four-star hotels don’t have nearly enough chairs to accomodate guests. I just offered Ms White a comfortable face to sit on, you know, as a friendly gesture. It’s that kind of everyday gallantry that I think America wants to see in her leaders.

jwmcsame

6:14 pm • Thursday • December 1, 2011

@FlyingChainSaw: slick willie and cain’t shoulda both used this reply:
“it’s cool, my wife is into it.”
problem solved immediately.

texrednface

7:46 pm • Thursday • December 1, 2011

My memory reels back to Mayor Marion Barry’s travails:
Cain! must be using. or Delusional.
/”Bitch set me up.” — M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

ManchuCandidate

9:17 pm • Thursday • December 1, 2011

Cain! the story of a man whose “brilliance” and ambition destroyed by his evil penis.

Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That

9:43 pm • Thursday • December 1, 2011

@ManchuCandidate: Wow, it’s like he and I were separated at birth…