Drink Yourself to Death in 2012

I can think of no better accompaniment to an election year than this piece of election swag. Now you can boozily be reminded of the class act in charge if our current president kicks it. Then you’ll think, hey drunky, feel better! He’s a lot more qualified than any of the other dudes trying for the job right now. Try not to cry beer tears about the Herman Cain/Frothing Crazy Person ticket that will going to replace both those dude’s. Fuck it; let’s get Bidenebriated.

Marcel Parcells
11:00 am • Friday • October 14, 2011
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Choose Your Delusion

R.I.P. Perry Ron Paul Campaign Engulfed by Eyebrow Scandal.