In a World Where Mitt Romney Seems Like Tim Pawlenty
When Timmah! quit the preznidential race, his video editor was cast adrift. Happily, a too-kind Texas governor took pity on the lad, and let the kid rake some leaves clips.
We’re being told by Prominent Bloggers that this feels more “powerful” than our auteur’s previous work. We actually think it’s a step down, because casting Tim Pawlenty as a World-Historical Figure had its own meta scrumptiousness. This just feels like, y’know, trying too hard.
Needs more demon sheep.
Tim who?
TIm Hortons?
On an unrelated note, mebee, – happy NCOD. That’s National Coming Out Day.
When do the aliens arrive?
@DElurker: Right back at ya. Though I must say, trouble around here is more getting it crammed down your throat. Though a couple of us are still ‘questioning’.
@Benedick: I’m questioning why I can’t get a date with Hope Solo even though I know her bff Lefty.
I should be working but I’ve spent the last hour looking at maps and satellite photos of the place I may be going elk hunting in a couple of weeks, plus calling up ranger stations to ask about roads and camping restrictions.
Six posts, six trains of thought.
@redmanlaw:
Hopefully no collisions.
@redmanlaw: Not one domino shall fall!
@Dodgerblue: Looks like Al Davis’ death might work out for El Ay.
Y’all can have them (again).
@redmanlaw: Impressive, but even with her awesome, uh, weaponry, there is a bus blowing up behind her.
@SanFranLefty: Don’ wannum.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!