Darwin Award Attempt Fails Spectacularly

As described: “The Ice Break Add A Motor To It couch breaks the world record for fastest sofa at Camden Airport, Sydney on 26th September 2011. Check it out as the couch reaches a top speed of 163km/h.”

Since America abandoned the metric system decades ago, that’s 101mph. But you really wanted to see it crash in flames, didn’t you?

[via @pourmecoffee]

nojo
6:00 pm • Wednesday • September 28, 2011
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Choose Your Delusion

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6 Comments

Benedick

6:52 pm • Wednesday • September 28, 2011

I didn’t see a couch.

Walking Still

7:02 pm • Wednesday • September 28, 2011

@Benedick: I see the couch. I wanna see the flames.

karen marie has her eyes tight shut

7:16 pm • Wednesday • September 28, 2011

It’s not a couch, it’s a love seat. I feel cheated.

Strike that. It’s not even a love seat, it’s a big comfy chair. I might have overlooked it not being a couch if it burst into flames but it didn’t, so I say again, I feel cheated.

Benedick

8:52 pm • Wednesday • September 28, 2011

What is the point of doing dumb shit with stuff if it doesn’t explode?

Nabisco

10:04 pm • Wednesday • September 28, 2011

@Benedick: There’s a joke in there somewhere about a bishop, but I’m afraid I’ll drop a clanger if I go for it.

Benedick

8:17 pm • Thursday • September 29, 2011

@Nabisco: What is the point of doing dumb shit with stuff if it doesn’t explode? As the bishop said to the actress.

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