And Now, a Man With a Tape Recorder Up His Opponent’s Nose

If it turned into a brawl, I’d watch. Not really.

Keep your hands off gramps, Killer! He’s just a poor old man who don’t mean no harm!

“No, Ron, we walk that way to get offstage…”

“Don’t call me gay.”

I’ll take 1 billion Ameros.

Ron Paul might be old but I’d put my money on him in a hand-to-hand mano-a-mano encounter with Perry. Gov. Good Hair wouldn’t want to muss the ‘do or pop a button on his suit.

Query to RML who knows all things gun related: You’re obviously quite familiar with the tall tale story of Perry’s that he shot the coyote on a jog. The coyote who miraculously dissolved into thin air, not leaving a carcass. The coyote he shot when not surrounded with his posse of Texas State Troopers.

So here are my question(s), once and for all if you can help answer them: Are there holsters that clip into little synthetic running shorts? Wouldn’t a big ass gun like the one he allegedly used pull his shorts off? What do the people on the shooting blogs think – GoodHair is full of shit? Every Texan I know thinks the story is total bullshit.