My Pet Goat: The Sequel

Too funny: Bill-O’s wife is pestorking a cop. Every reporter in America should be asking the failed obscene phone caller what it feels like to know your wife is out fucking everybody but him and does it make him feel like leaping off of the Brooklyn Bridge and does he need a ride . . .

http://gawker.com/5834808/how-bill-oreilly-tried-to-get-his-wifes-boyfriend-investigated-by-the-cops?utm_source=Gawker+Newsletter&utm_campaign=2a07e792ee-UA-142218-2&utm_medium=email#viewcomments

@FlyingChainSaw:
Banana Republic at its finest.

@FlyingChainSaw: Just one cop?

@Dodgerblue: If there’s one, there’s sixty. Hopefully, she calls him while she’s fucking her guys and lets Bill appreciate some sound effects.

@FlyingChainSaw: She’s not even fucking that cop. He was just hosting the orgies for the rest of the department.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Should we tell Bill-O?

@FlyingChainSaw: I am still trying to wrap my head around the fact that someone was willing to fuck Bill O’Reilly.

@blogenfreude: You’re making an assumption there that may not be warranted. Maybe she wanted to take on the squadroom because the thought of sex with Bill made her puke.

@blogenfreude: Sex with Bill O’Reilly may not even involve actual human body parts, IMHO. Toy trains, possibly. A box of tacks. Mashed potatoes and steel wool shavings.

He is a conservative, after all.

ADD: They made George Bush look like Gilbert Gottfried in that coloring book.

@FlyingChainSaw: A childhood friend of Mrs RML’s achieved some hometown notoriety when he and a woman we doing it on the hood of his unit (patrol car) with his radio mike keyed open, which broadcast the deed to others.

Why didn’t any of you tell me about Tal Wilkenfeld? Shame on you!

Was O’Reilly the loofah dude? All those fat old white shrieking men on Faux News look the same to me, you know, it’s so hard to tell them apart…

@blogenfreude: Still not as horrifying as the thought of someone (besides a male hooker from the DR or Thailand) fucking Limbaugh.

IMO, O’Reilly’s wife also looks to be about 35 years younger than him, judging from the photo on Gawker.

@SanFranLefty: Yes’m.

@FlyingChainSaw: Why ruin her fun? It’s bad enough she had to put up with Loofah Lover for so long.

@SanFranLefty: Right, he was the guy who made obscene phone calls to his producer and described how he’d soap her up with a ‘falafel’. Apparently, people shout falafel at him when he appears, still, as an inside-baseball curse.

@redmanlaw: Did just the cops hear it or were there home scanner listeners reporting back on the evening’s entertainment?

@FlyingChainSaw: Evvabuddy with a scanner, which is how word got out. Dude’s wife was a sheriff’s deputy, too. Chickie on the car later got pregnant during the course of the affair.

@redmanlaw: Will she name the kid Victoria?

@redmanlaw: Right, great to see pillars of the community living such admirable lives.

@SanFranLefty:

Still not as horrifying as the thought of someone (besides a male hooker from the DR or Thailand) fucking Limbaugh.

Again, states facts not in evidence. My bet is the prenup includes specifics as to how many times in a given time period the missus has to “submit.” With preconditions and a shit ton of money, I’d consider it.