America Loves Wiener
This, apparently, is real:
On Saturday, July 23 the first 1,501 fans 18 and over in attendance will receive a commemorative pair of Tweeting Wiener Boxer Shorts. The boxers will honor National Hot Dog Day with an image on the front of a blue bird taking a photo of a Wiener with his phone.
If you’re wondering whether this will ever end, remember that we’re still talking about a blowjob from 1998.
Saints Ring in National Hot Dog Day with Tweeting Wiener [OurSportsCentral, via Twitter]
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Who is the sponsor? Johnsonville Brats or Oscar Myer?
I knew they wouldn’t let me down. The Economist’s article on Weiner madness. Cheeky monkeys.
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